|Not me. Not far off either.|
See every so often I'll want to watch a particular movie. I'll have a hankering for some Star Trek, for example. If I don't find it on Netflix streaming, I won't watch it. EVEN THOUGH I FUCKING OWN IT.
It's on the shelf. I can see it. IT'S RIGHT THERE! Lazy. Lazy. But boy do I make up the excuses. After all that DVD shelf is thousands of millimeters away. I have to set the TV to Video 1 or Component 3 or HDMI who gives a fuck. Then pick the right audio which means I have to find the remote for the receiver. Oh shit, the DVD case has those damn flip locks on the side? Forget it.
I'm certain I'm not the only one with this kind sad sloth in their daily lives. We are a superpower. Doesn't seem possible, does it? Something tells me if the draft comes up again, we're fucked.
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