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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

All Movie Trailers are the Same.



Thanks RedLetterMedia.

New Youtube Channel! #podcast

Well we are recording on Sunday. Probably will continue doing that. I am still working on a time but don't worry, the audio will still go into a podcast. We will also keep the youtube video up and when we are live, you can chat with us! Please subscribe to our channel and thanks to our loyal listeners! We hope you like the new format!

Monday, April 27, 2015

Avengers and BullS***. Time to Start A New Name. Same Fight Though.

I was perusing the rotten reviews of the new Avengers movie and here's two blurbs right next to each other:
It was like Whedon thought about the 1st film and felt it wasn't deep enough, not realizing that its success was its comic book shallowness. It was just fun for audiences.
Ok. Looks like he was trying to go for a deeper thing. Maybe missed the mark like the 2003 Hulk in trying mine deep ideas instead of being a "turn your brain off" comic book movie. Fair enough. It IS a super-hero movie, it's supposed to be fun and not necessarily smart. Again, see 2003 Hulk if you want to see a movie disappear up its own ass and not very entertaining.

But then the very next review blurb:
If you're happy to, as they say, just turn your brain off and watch your heroes fight, it's fine...But Marvel has set me up to expect stories a bit above that base level.
Ummm. Did you two watch the same movie? How can there be two such diametrically opposed viewpoints on the same goddamn film?

The reason I bring this up is that I have been listening to the Sargon of Akkad on youtube lately. He is very logical, reasonable, well sourced, and friggin entertaining as all get-out. He's mostly anti-feminist and appears to be pro-israel and pro-...well freedom and capitalism. Yet he calls himself left-wing. How can someone I, as far as I can tell on his admittedly limited scope, agree with him at nearly every turn and he calls himself left wing?

I've seen this pop-up here and there more and more. People I agree with calling themselves somethings the opposite I'm told it is? Are we just calling ourselves whatever the fuck we feel like it anymore? Is there no hard and fast rule? Lefties don't like capitalism, seem to be down with feminism, and generally try to fuck over your freedoms. Sargon has their number down pat. I have heard him delineate a bit between "progressive" and "left" but I never saw a difference between those two.

I wonder sometimes if the label "right-wing" has just so been poisoned by the left so successfully that normal, reasonable people who are on our side on most of the issues just refuse to call themselves right wing. I do call myself right-wing but another sees and agrees with me on most issues calls himself left wing. Like the Avengers reviewers, I wonder are we seeing the same political movements? In fact, I see everyone trying to define everything into so many neat little categories all the time instead of trying to fix the obvious bullshit anymore.

The left has successfully rebranded themselves several times. Perhaps we need to as well. "Libertarian" isn't working out. My new political movement is the "The Freedom From Bullshit" movement. We see Bullshit, we work to free ourselves from it. Simple, direct. We all know bullshit when we see it. I don't care what you labeled yourself before, if you believe this stuff is bullshit, join me.

Ridiculous taxation so we can pay people to not work? Bullshit.

Companies like GE not paying taxes cause they donated to the right political party? BULLSHIT.

Idiotic churches yelling "God Hates Fags?" Bullshit. Get it out of here.

Screaming twitter mobs full of whining butthurt assholes who don't like shirts worn by people who land satellites? Total bullshit.

Political parties that supposed to represent your interests but just caves to the other side cause it has no spine? What a bunch of bullshit.

Saying you're against racism, sexism, and homophobia while blaming everything on straight, white men? Say it with me: Bullshit.

Federal government? Let's face it, the entire organization from the top down is now nothing but bullshit.

So that's what I'm working towards. #FreedomFromBS Start the hashtag.

Oh and let's agree why Avengers sucks or rocks and not make up a bunch of bullshit while we're at it.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Episode 41: Hillary, Wisconsin Fascism, & Star Wars!


Our last Conversation done in a car. More to come, keep watching www.conservativeyoda.com for details as we transition to youtube. Don't worry, audio podcasts will still happen. Mark discusses Hillary's ridiculous income gap statements. Jim and Mark discuss how far the left are willing to use force. Then the second hour they discuss the Force and all things Star Wars, especially the Star Wars celebration that happened this weekend.

Here's the story on Wisconsin's Fascism: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417155/wisconsins-shame-i-thought-it-was-home-invasion-david-french

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

This May Be The Most Important Story You'll Read Today

Fascism is alive and well in America. 
It was indeed a home invasion, but the people who were pouring in were Wisconsin law-enforcement officers. Armed, uniformed police swarmed into the house. Plainclothes investigators cornered her and her newly awakened family. Soon, state officials were seizing the family’s personal property, including each person’s computer and smartphone, filled with the most intimate family information.

Why were the police at Anne’s home? She had no answers. The police were treating them the way they’d seen police treat drug dealers on television. In fact, TV or movies were their only points of reference, because they weren't criminals. They were law-abiding. They didn't buy or sell drugs. They weren't violent. They weren't a danger to anyone. Yet there were cops — surrounding their house on the outside, swarming the house on the inside. They even taunted the family as if they were mere “perps.”

As if the home invasion, the appropriation of private property, and the verbal abuse weren't enough, next came ominous warnings.

Don’t call your lawyer.

Don’t tell anyone about this raid.

Not even your mother, your father, or your closest friends.

The entire neighborhood could see the police around their house, but they had to remain silent. This was not the “right to remain silent” as uttered by every cop on every legal drama on television — the right against self-incrimination. They couldn't mount a public defense if they wanted — or even offer an explanation to family and friends. Yet no one in this family was a “perp.” Instead, like Cindy, they were American citizens guilty of nothing more than exercising their First Amendment rights to support Act 10 and other conservative causes in Wisconsin. Sitting there shocked and terrified, this citizen — who is still too intimidated to speak on the record — kept thinking, “Is this America?”
No. It's not. It's the left doing what they do best: impose their opinions through force. You disagree? Here you go. Secret police. Shutting people up. Judges rubber stamping the government destroying other people's rights. The NRA preaches that guns are the only bulwark against tyranny and the left scoffs? Of COURSE they scoff. So we won't be quick to speak out when it's actually happening and you won't have any defense when they invade your house.

This isn't a game anymore, not that it ever was. This is the most serious first shot in tyranny trying to stop us. This isn't Waco or Ruby Ridge where you had wackos holed up with tons of guns. This is people working within the system trying to effect change and being INVADED BY THE POLICE for having the "wrong opinion."

I can't emphasize this enough: This is totalitarianism. This is huge. This is what we have always feared but only talked about in theory. It's no longer a theory. A ton of light needs to be shined on this story.  Share it with everyone. Hopefully even MSNBC will see the danger of this. This isn't crackpots in Montana. This isn't fringe paranoia anymore. This is actually happening.

Everyone involved needs to be jailed or at the very least, removed from office.

This is what sounding the alarm looks like. Sound it. Sound it loudly.

Here's the worst part:

These raids and subpoenas were often based not on traditional notions of probable cause but on mere suspicion, untethered to the law or evidence, and potentially violating the Fourth Amendment’s prohibition against “unreasonable searches and seizures.” The very existence of First Amendment–protected expression was deemed to be evidence of illegality. The prosecution simply assumed that the conservatives were incapable of operating within the bounds of the law.
Welcome back, East Germany. It's been a while.

Friday, April 17, 2015

This is FANTASTIC

BBC Radio got punked by a SJW parody account. It doesn't get better than this.
Godfrey Elfwick is a student from Sheffield who regularly fools observers with his parody Twitter account, an off-the-deep-end “social justice warrior” persona that tweets bizarrely and hilariously about racism, sexism, misogyny and other favoured topics of the political Left. 
Elfwick attracted the attention of the BBC World Service today, when he tweeted that he had never seen Star Wars. A World Service presenter who was producing a segment in the wake of the recently-released trailer for Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Awakens took the bait, inviting him onto the programme. 
Because of course the BBC can’t tell the difference between an outlandish, obviously fake social-justice obsessed parody account and a normal member of the public.
Fantastic. Want to hear it? Here you go.




What's worse, that BBC can get so easily punked or that it's not that easy to tell the difference between SJW and parody?

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Chewie.... We're Home.

#Podcast Episode 40: IRS, Taxes, Hilary, & Daredevil




Mark still has post-traumatic stress from the fight last week. We talk about the new campaign and the old and busted campaign of Hillary. The house passes some IRS bills to reign in their power. More race relations. Why we should keep paying taxes, if we should. Mark talks about the new show Daredevil. Finally we have a BIG announcement.We had an issue trying to get an audio track in and during our fumbling, Jim started singing. It's not in the main cast but stay tuned past the end bumper song to hear him go!

Monday, April 13, 2015

This is Weird

So I'm looking for any reviews for Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. Google gives me this:


Seems low. I click on the IMDB link and I get this:


Whoa. This movie is definitely not what I was expecting. All sorts of speculation is now running rampant in my brainpan. Is Ultron the nun? Is he here to save mankind? Misunderstood Christ figure? Or is he just here to make cottage cheese?

Why is he writing letters? Who is his french lover? Thor? Wait, he Norse. Well Asgaardian. Shit this is confusing. Couldn't he have just used the internet? Who is he sending the letters to? Did he drop his vows? Is this subtitled? Do I have too much time on my hands?

We'll find out May 1st. Whatever you were expecting, this is not that movie.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

White House: Our Views are Not Controversial -- Just Yours


I can't believe there isn't more press on this. When asked about Obama's criticisms of Christians, Josh Earnest dismisses it as nothing, not a big deal, and kind of funny. Then he ends it with the coup-de-gras: Just because people disagree, that doesn't mean the idea is controversial.

Wait, what?



Jeez, people are disagreeing. It couldn't be more public than a White House press briefing. I believe this is the very goddamn definition of "controversial." 

But let's cut to what he really means: Your views are weird. Ours are normal. You are a weirdo, we are perfectly rational. Now shut up and sit down, God-boy. You flake.

This is who is representing you. 

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Vader Ball.

A palate cleanser.


Apparently Laws are Now Optional According to Sally Kohn

Seriously.
You may have heard that the government is forcing businesses not to discriminate. It isn't. If you chose to run a business, you have to follow the laws. If you don’t, that’s a choice—and you choose to suffer the consequences.
So you choose to suffer the consequences. This reminds of a child's logic (go to 0:51):




Sally. Dearie, do me a favor. Stop obeying whatever law of your choosing. Stop paying taxes for instance. Just don't do it. Let me know how long it is before people with guns show up. If you really can call that a free choice, you are a window-licking retard.

#Podcast Episode 39: FIGHT! Memories Pizza, Traditions Destroyed, & Furious 7


Mark and Jim have an honest to God, knock down, drag out fight! Seriously! Who wins? The listeners. The lesson? Politics and religion, it was bound to happen sometime. Don't worry, we kiss and make-up. Also we discuss Memories Pizza, the traditions that are being destroyed by the left, and the hypocrisy and just homogenization of the culture if they get their way. Mark saw Furious 7 and talks about it. Jim beats up Mark and Mark goes to a battered women's shelter.

Which one of us was right? Both? Neither? Let us know in the comments below.

Here's the Sargon of Akkad

Sunday, April 5, 2015

#Memories Pizza: Soon to be a Memory?

Not if we have anything to say about goddammit. 

(This link will take you to the gofundme campaign to help Memories pizza. As of this writing they were at 645,000 out of 200k they wanted to raise. Do they need it all? No, but every dollar is another bitch-slap in the face of every lefty who endorsed violence against these people. I hope they make 10 quazillion.)

I have fucking had it with this lefty fuckwits. If it weren't for people like Dana Loesch stepping up to the plate and the apparently hundreds of thousands on our side, I'd pack it in. I certainly don't expect any help from the GOP. They are too busy caving in to Obama to help us out.

For those of you who do not know, Memories Pizza was the victim of a drive-by reporting. A local ABC affiliate sent out a fresh from social justice university twenty something reporterette who descended on a small town to ferret out the crazy bible thumping crazies. After looking long and hard, she found one: Memories Pizza.

Now what did Memories Pizza actually DO? They answered a hypothetical question politely and sincerely. That's it.

I am not a practicing Christian. I could give a rat's wazoo about gay marriage. It's not my preference. So let's define a couple of things and then look at the lefty hyperventilating haters who are completely on the wrong side of this issue.

First off, the story was created whole cloth in an effort to discredit one side of the argument. The people who took the fall? The quiet, unassuming owners of Memories Pizza. The reporter went out of her way to find a podunk town where she found what she was looking for: Spittle enraged, bible thumping hate mongers.

How were they hate mongers? They answered a ridiculous hypothetical that isn't Social Justice Warrior (SJW) approved.

This brought the wrath of twitter upon them. Death threats were the worst part but a barrage of fake pizza orders and other nuisances forced them to close their doors. All because they said they'd rather not cater a gay wedding.

I'll be taking this on in the next podcast but in general, the left is not satisfied anymore with "you do your thing and we'll do our thing." You must like and accept their thing. You know, until we are all one big vanilla society. Since you people won't come around on your own, we'll just have to force you. By law if possible, by intimidation and threats when necessary.

I've had it with these assholes. And from the money that was raised, so are most of you. I think the proverbial sleeping giant has awoken. These people have gone that step too far.


**UPDATE** They raised over 840k for these people. Way to go people.


Saturday, April 4, 2015

Manliest Sport Ever

Seriously, if there's a more macho sport, I don't think so. Football doesn't involve artillery.